Indians are sad.
Eat shit, shitting everywhere, fry their dead on pyres on the banks, but because they do not know how to cook and, again, expensive woodshed burnt bodies into the river. There and bathe.
They have sacred cows, Buddha, Vishnu, karma, and about 39 million gods.
Gods usually fatty, and with obvious physiological deformities – extra limbs, the trunk on the muzzle face, eyes, anywhere, and all that.
It is believed that in India – a pearl of terrible wisdom. This is because every Hindu who learns to read immediately opens a paid Ashram, where he lures stupid Europeans or Americans with cheap tricks and an afterlife voice.
I like to buy rusty military trough in Russia, while it is possible – sail them on the sea, scaring the neighbors, and then melted into paperclips and shit. Learned to make cars out of the shit and dust that is typical – no worse than the Lada Kalina. Going into space, but afraid – suddenly there is the Buddha with an elephant face.
They believe in the transmigration of souls – that is, if you were a good Hindu, then in the next life you will be born a rich Hindu, and if you are very lucky – then, in general, some Englishman. And if it’s bad – then again, in the same ass fall where they sit. Or in general you will be born a worm and you will finish life on a hook in a perch mouth somewhere in the central area of Russia.
It is believed that the Indians invented the Kama Sutra and all sorts of tantras and mantras. But in fact, even the monkeys, which in India in bulk, are able to fuck in all sorts of holes, without making this occupation of some special creed.
In India many temples for any reason – there is a rat temple, is a temple of sex, there is a separate temple for the dick and the temple of the female cunt. Built them long ago, and, probably, sawed at the same time a lot of money.
As free sex in India, despite the depraved temples – why not welcome local young males ride on the tram, catch a Horny German woman, or anybody in general, and rape their crowd. The Indians themselves do not consider it a crime, but a form of struggle against colonialism. However, under the batch often fall and young Hindus, and how this is connected with the ideas of freedom – is unclear.
Indian women 15-16 years usually have a mustache, like a comrade Stalin, and because, on every corner, there is mustache hairdresser. Because mustaches are growing all the time, not especially be surprised if kissing your new girlfriend, you have the feeling that you own a kiss army Sergeant after three – day binge.
Usually years to 40 the Indian woman has also quite a good beard, almost as at the Chief Rabbi of Russia Adolf Shaevich. Indirectly, such fuzziness confirms that the ancient Hindus came from somewhere in the North, what likes to talk about under-scientist Ernst Muldashev, and where wool was just a necessary condition for survival in the snow.
Before the Indians wrote a large fairy tale books about the gods and their servants, then they were conquered by the British and oppressed for a hundred years, then they kicked out the British but in the process completely lost the literary skills and cultural traditions. Because of the culture, they have now left the village dances like the hopak, and of course the movie.
Movies are usually stupid, romantic, with dances and terrible songs, understandable only to Hindus, but there are perverts-lovers in all countries. Usually in India filming for three days, another three days is mounted and sold to distributors and TV stations for weight, kilograms.
There are a lot of programmers of all kinds in India. To do this, they begin with infancy, and often still do not really learn to speak, and already write software and sell outsource to Americans. It’s called the Hindu code.
Another popular local business call centers. If you, for example, lost Luggage on the flight Frankfurt – Dachau, or Berlin – Auschwitz, and all the baggage tracing service-most often you communicate in reality with the operator of the call center somewhere in Bangalore. The same applies to many support services, telephone service centers, and so on. And if you answer in pure Papuan English some John Galt-most likely, in fact, his name is Bhagavat Gita and for Breakfast, he ate chapati if he found it in the nearest garbage.
Russian in India and many tourists and downshifters, and stray. Who SAI Baba is praying, who is hare Krishna yells, who, beating his forehead into the nearest palm – enlightened. An ordinary person feels strange in India as if he took a couple of glasses on his chest and got into a fearless, but a very stupid fairy tale.
It is believed that the Indians are vegans and very peaceful, it is not true. Just meat they have is very little and not enough, but to fight so they are not fools. It is my martial art, but some are questionable because, in international competition, they do not go in fear got your period, and waving their fists exclusively because of the high fence.
If you go to India, get vaccinated against everything you have, and take a supply of medicines with you. There is on the street in India that cannot be in no way case, and water to drink only boiled. Then there is the hope that those worms that you will be bringing home to Russia, will be quickly cured.
Here one clever man advised to buy water in plastic bottles – and so, in India and similar countries, the dexterous business is mastered long ago – on garbage collect plastic bottles, pour in the water from the next pool, wrap with a new stopper and on new start on sale. In principle, the consequences they do not care, because local and so drink from a puddle, and buy this water only tourists.