Japanese are scary. Men have very small dicks, that’s why they prefer not to fuck, but either to work or to spy on Schoolgirls. They prioritize girlish charm that is reflected in the culture of anime.
When they work – they do everything very well, because they know – otherwise they will be tied to a torpedo and launched into a Chinese cruiser. The Japanese want to take away Sakhalin from Russia, in principle, they do not really need it, but simply out of harm.
Religions, sects, and temples in Japan are many, to understand this is practically impossible, all United by one thing – I love blunt in nature and all sorts of stones and flowers. It is believed that so citizens are enlightened. In principle, it is in all the branches of Buddhism and Animism religions, like Shintoism, all sorts of primitive beliefs, remaining from the days when the ancient Japanese was still hanging on the trees caught tails in the branches.
Japanese women are divided into two types – ordinary fools and geisha. Ordinary fools – consider it necessary to lie like a log, making the sounds of a crushed cat. Geisha all good, but for sex is not intended, representing a kind of sex-fraud and scam. According to modern statistics, 25% of Japanese under the age of 40 have NEVER had real sex.
Most, of course, terrible, that can be seen in Japan and on YouTube – this Japanese erotic television show and Japanese same porn. There are no such abominations, which are not capable of Japanese in front of the camera.
Before Japan very loved to fight for his Emperor, which occurred from some their dog goddess, and in the war, soldiers enfranchised the exceptional brutality and courage. However, this did not prevent the Japanese army from raking in full in every war in which it was involved – this, of course, Japan is very similar to Germany.
Before the Japanese finally chose a son of a bitch Emperor – they had shoguns and samurai. Shogun – this is the type of king, but chosen from the most protruding. In general, like Putin. The samurai is such paramilitary bandit, the fans waving a knife and fuck in the asshole who kept to himself, the bandits fatter.
And people, naturally, suffered, sowed rice and ate shit. Shit was sold in ancient Japan for good money, innkeepers earned more money on the sale of the contents of the toilets than in the restaurant kitchen. And by the way, free toilets in Japan held for the people, many noblemen – was profitable. When imperator established a vertical of power, the samurai appeared, polls bellies, and the toilets were paid. Double the profit!
The Japanese love to take pictures, smile, and bow, and do it at the same time. If the Japanese are very upset about something, he always pokes himself in the belly with a table knife, and if you’re lucky – throws the guts on the table. It is believed that this is very cool, but in general – is a kind of cheap show-off, which is costly.
Still in Japan before, under samurai, were a ninja – such very evil and very secret agents, like James Bond, but in the black culottes, and walked on the ceiling. It was thought that ninja to anyone satisfied with a goat face, but in the end, goat ass gave them, by the regular army and Tom Cruise.
In Japan, two sports – Sumo and Karate. Sumo is when two extremally fat men pushing by huge bellies, who will beat whom. And karate is very cool, only an ordinary Russian boxer still does any cross-eyed karate for once or twice.
The kitchen in Japan is very simple – either sushi or sashimi, or yakitori, or soup of shit, stupid or steamed rice. All this can be eaten everywhere and without much fear, only with a dosimeter and a prayer. Because of Fukushima and in Japanese – fatalistic. Like to eat poisonous fish and wait for what happens. A variant of Russian roulette.
There’s a mafia in Japan called the Yakuza. They are very evil and like to cut off the fingers yourself, if you mess up – for example, a loud fart in the presence of superiors. So some Yakuza with an unhealthy stomach is already some stumps instead of hands. It is believed that these, with stumps – the coolest. What’s the profit – is not clear. The East is a delicate matter.
Even the Japanese are hard to kill whales and dolphins, although the whole world for it so hates. So they try to do it on the other side of their island, delivering to the shore already pieces of meat and canned food, which allegedly themselves in the sea grew on trees.
Having such terrible troubles with women, the Japanese are keen to make robots for every taste and purse and are quite close to creating a fully automated cunt, which also knows how to sew buttons, brew coffee and send erotic SMS to the owner. It can be used as a robot vacuum cleaner, only crawling on the floor on its working body, it leaves slippery strips, so you need to be careful when walking around the house.