Koreans are monsters. Their favorite meal is “roast meat on fire” of three puppies, watered with tears of their owners, and their favorite name is Kim Yum Gav.
Koreans are of three types – Northern, Southern, and Market.
North like the leader, to march in formation, to fuck on command and to eat the straw and branches of trees like beavers.
Southern – like work, to drink vodka and pilfer others ‘ technologies.
Market – like to trade in the markets of Russia Korean carrots and other vegetables and marine reptiles in a sauce of pesticides.
There is an opinion that under the guise of market Koreans authentic Kazakhs hide, but it is impossible to establish it since all of them on one person.
Koreans are terrible racists. All the others they do not consider to be people to such an extent that not so long ago put to sleep children from mixed marriages.
The leaders of North Korea – hereditary position, her favorite activity is to feed the dogs officials left over from the previous ruler, father. They also like to stuff large fire extinguishers with gunpowder and rags, set fire and launch into the sky, singing hymns and scaring neighbors with official statements that these are secret nuclear missiles.
South Koreans – steal technology from Chinese and Americans, and fill up their refrigerators, phones, computers, and cars all over the world. They are ashamed, they get drunk and lie in a ditch, but they can not do anything with themselves – they love money.
It is not only especially divorced or accidentally caught by dogs, but also Scorpions and cockroaches, crabs and even, if you can catch enough of them. In Korea, it is extremely difficult, because of Koreans in the relevant interesting places – very bald.
Marinated in dog sauce crabs are considered an exquisite delicacy.
What will certainly be nice to Anti-Semites – in North Korea, there are no Jews at all. In the South – they saw one Jew, but very long ago, and for some reason, he sang the gypsy song “Ay-Nane-Nane” with the guitar.
Koreans of all kinds do not like the Japanese for what samurai did in Korea during the Second World War, but to attack Japan they fearfully, because they pray to their cross-eyed gods, why in Japan is Hiroshima, Fukushima, then just an earthquake.
The history of Korea is very ancient, but the main trouble they had in the 20th century – they are constantly divided and conquered by all and sundry. The Japanese, the Russians, the Americans, eventually formed the two Koreas, and both each other fiercely hate and threatening to make Apocalypses.