It is believed that this dish was invented in the era of false Dmitry and Marina Mnishek and generally Polish ugliness in Russia – it is specifically known that Ivan Susanin, for example, was used as a bait for leeches in the swamp. However, it is unknown exactly whether it was watered with Polish vodka…
A little excursion into the history of this dish.
The history of mutual Polish–Russian love goes back centuries. In the old days, when even LinkedIn was not, not that. what’s Facebook,
Polish and Lithuanian princes, sometimes later kings, periodically people came to the Russian land, for the purpose of plunder. Russian princes, of course, were engaged in the same, so there were no serious mutual claims.
It always has. And here is further – our history.
It was approximately in the middle of the 16th century, in fairly dark times in Russia was dominated by Ivan the Terrible, and, according to the Academician Fomenko, was he personally by Chinghis Khan or Tokhtamysh, but we’ll leave it to the conscience of Fomenko. But he still wore a turban, and the Crescent moon on it – too, that can be seen in the portraits.
Bespredelnichat the king, of course, still quite seriously, and made anti-corruption the company every time he seemed to come to mind. Also, the king was rather fond of the female sex, but because he scored and piety, and not only a good education and tolerance, it is definitely old wife were exiled to the monastery or is there a bit of much luck, and certainly new married according to Orthodox tradition. Then, frankly, the Church hierarchy pretty tired, and the boyars, too – some gifts will be ruined.
And from all this sexual ugliness, naturally, children practically in industrial quantities bred. What is clear – the condom was then produced only in France, and that of sheep’s rectum and the king in a sheep’s intestine to poke his rod of passion was obviously a rip-off. Well, the pills from pregnancy was a great public distrust, because these pills are very often together with pregnancy and terminated the life of the patient. Despite the fact that the then Onishchenko (Russian minister for destroying the medicine) squealed about it even louder than now.
The king, having the inherently harmful character and ambitions of President Trump, loved to go to war – the Tatars, who will have to do, and if no one suitable around was – then went campaign and their peoples and cities, in order to eradicate, spiritual bonds and vertical power. Well, or just so that they do not dig and do not get impudent in their Southern Butovo (orks district of Moscow). Old man trips have become rare, and disposition in connection with the exacerbation of chronic hemorrhoids, of course, has not improved.
Well, one way or another, but always slightly angry king grouped the then oligarchic boyars, in the form of government. The good of the Boyar Duma was too little – everyone was pulling together, they, of course, generated all sorts of nonsense and prohibitions of the Internet and clatter of cats. Some were smart, others are rich, and others – and the rich, and even private armies, but alas – not very smart. Who is the most intelligent – Boris Godunov (by the way, was well-educated mister) — was silent, pleasant to communicate, good – looking person, and even married the daughter of the then Minister of Internal Affairs – Malyuta Skuratov (Absolutely crazy sadist, eating people). Malyuta was different, as his descendant-the Prosecutor, more interested in whores, and increased violence, when whores were not sufficient by reason of the boyars who had woken up and, naturally, all the men girls with Tver was taken away. For that many boyars and paid different parts of the body. Malyuta, who worked in the cellars of Lubyanka (KGB) at night in the hot shop, was very upset about the schedule, but could not do anything because of corporate traditions. That contributed to the development of good traits in the character.
The descendant in this sense was more fortunate – the population of Default city (Moscow) since then has increased greatly, and the number of whores has grown, so that was enough and The State Duma, and the Prosecutor General, and even some TV-clowns, although they still prefer to fuck a mattress with a hole. Well, they have their own customs, ordinary people do not understand.
The children of the king grew up at different angles, and, in General, as looking at all times been made fun glancing in the direction of your father’s Treasury and his tower of girls while undermining the knives. And on each other, and on the kind father. Ivan King, even though a liberal noble – one son a crutch so kicked for his antics that son, God died.
Really, though, it is not known why Sonny had stopped – and how the artist Repin painted we then tried to cure his migraine tomatoes, recipe Academician Malakhov, and Urinotherapy used – but son it didn’t help.
Do we then were honored, traditional medicine, psychics of all sorts, and not particularly successful psychics were burned in the squares of the whistling and hooting along with all the equipment — crystal balls, stuffed owls, burning discs with horoscopes and dried mermaids.
In General, where the king’s two sons, Fedor is rumored distraught patients and poor health – but we believe that it is still black PR – normal was Fedor, although of mind and small. But the bear hunt went, and the girls looked. So the usual guy was, just not very lucky. And even people with a wife and later into exile in Uglich sent another little boy, Dimitri. And it, at first, so joyful event, led to the whole chain of large troubles, with participation, besides, poles, leeches and the invention of the above culinary miracle.
By the time king, Ivan came already in complete frustration (as evidenced by his attempt to remotely seduce his senile charms English Princess Diana, by posting hearts on her wall on Facebook), and decided to kick the bucket. There are intensified for two of the party – Boris Godunov (which is smart) and the clan – the fountain – which was rich, with their private army, but were those to the floor too … and they constantly squabbled. Well, how about Abramovich, Berezovsky, although these are exactly like relatives. Only Shuisky was not two, but about forty, or so.
It should be noted that in those days in Poland it was decided to run away disgraced oligarchs – about as now in London (direct flights were from Sheremetyevo only in the nearest European capitals) — for example, Prince Kurbsky, having escaped from Grozny to the poles, wrote from there pamphlets and philippics, and Grozny answered him in writing in the same style.
Subsequently, this epistolary box was published as ” Selected places from correspondence with friends ” — letters of Grozny and Kurbsky. I must say that in the expressions they were then surprisingly similar to what is written about each other today’s vodka patriots and courtly Westerners. That is purely printed in the texts were only prepositions and punctuation marks, everything else – the fierce flame.
So, when Grozny put best shoes in the corner (and I must say, the boyars were preparing for this holiday for a long time, especially since the fake show “I’m tired, I’m leaving with oil and Aeroflot” Tsar Ivan arranged regularly, and even put all sorts of bear-like dolls on the throne for a while – Simeon Bekbulatovich, for example), so naturally, a serious brawl broke out. And here I have dragged the electorate – who paid, who threatened, but people still flooded Marsh and Red, and then there is screaming. That yelled – it is unclear, because. and last time the equipment someone pinned (Yes, what do you think – the King-Bell piece chipped?) In General, the then press and PR and Levada Center explained to the people what he was yelling-called Boris to the Kingdom. Thus, the administrative resource and the press – did their job, and became Boris Regent with poor health Tsar Fedor. Shuisky, naturally, harbored anger and in this dark anger wove cheats and built troubles.
Boris really was a good administrator, not to say that life has become so much better and more fun, but still – there were some nanotechnology, the Olympics, oil, and gas went through the pipes and they even started to pay any real money. Pensioners, doctors, teachers, and another useless budget bastard finally got some pennies, and then the mayor is even a monument to the veterans ancestor Tsereteli sculpted what I could hefty bronze Tsar Сannon because back in the dark ages naked women efficiently sculpting still could not, and to draw properly too.
But it would certainly pile Big Boobs Girl girl one hundred meters in height, which subsequently created the America that hadn’t really opened.
However, and then to veterans, this gun was violet though it was shown to foreign assholes on holidays and terribly were proud. The rest of the time the gun was wrapped in rags and portrayed a weapon of retaliation and asymmetric response. They say it had a Red Button. Many believed.
The relative peace and well – being, alas, did not last long-stability and spiritual bonds somehow were not too strong, and the price of oil fell.
Plus Shuisky finally agreed between themselves and the poles, as well as mobilized foreign NGOs and snatched a grant from Soros under promises to let foreign banks in Russia and allow gay marriage and bestiality. And so it was unfortunate that Tsar Fyodor-having has eaten tea with polonium, somehow strangely ill, and also died. And all the concepts turned out that the king should be a young Dimitri, and with him, of course, the Regent – all the same, Boris Godunov. Shuiskys well understood that oil and gas strawberry fields – is not infinite and that strawberry fields, which they had from the old days – they will certainly overcome. And they decided to go VA-Bank – take the whole pot. In General, they decided not to blow up the house in the working areas, and certainly not to get involved in the case of the Chechens – who in those days were little capable of negotiations, but perfectly able to cut the heads of all in a row.
And started a tricky volt: to fill up minor Dmitry in Uglich, and hands to take on Boris Godunov – although obviously Boris, this was the least profitable – but people will swallow the version that is the most stupid, checked. As you can see, then people is not particularly different from the current. In short, sent some Orks to the virtually unguarded boy in Uglich – and I must say that even then it was a hole in the globe and the edge of geography, as well as now, there are even Tajiks-guest workers were not found. And in pursuit of the same group sent Stripping-to killers deftly fill up immediately after the case, in the heat, so to speak, people’s anger. And that was b, as it is now-would have caught some vigilantes acting FSB officers with bags of hexogen and detonators-who knows what it would have ended.
A sad event happened – the little boy put on the pen, the squad hit the alarm, the crowd with them, and tore the assassins to ribbons for the Baltic his cap. About how Jack Ruby – Lee Harvey Oswald. And ends in water.
Shuisky almost already rubbed his hands – the Regent does not get to be a Regent without Regent – however, there it was. And people once liked to live in stability and Facebook, and with the boyars, highlighting their pieces fatter, Boris agreed, and their children politically well-rubbed – daughter almost betrothed, and gave the Swedish Prince – while on the other hand, the party was highly questionable – Ivan the terrible these Swedish kings in writing, goats and strongly salubrinal, or how shit and garbage men are almost never called. However, then Nokia and Volvo were not yet world brands, but rather rural. And claims of the Swedish king in some of the Baltic lands inhabited by the Polabian Slavs were perceived by Ivan as hitting on his own personal Riga Sprats and Vana Tallinn. What a shame. But later this, boorish, as in the gay forum, correspondence-bitterly backfired Peter The first – the Swedes were very vindictive, and long ruffled Peter’s nerves, until they finally crushed them near Poltava and built St. Petersburg, in order to show the Swedes his penis from a minimum distance. Although, of course, and that was a mistake – foggy weather to see St. Petersburg Peter’s majestic cock even from a distance, the Swedes were not permitted, how much Peter the Great they are not waving from the Bronze Horseman (Main monument in Saint Petersburg).
In General, Shuisky again screwed up – there is no Prince Dimitri, and cunning Boris sent to Babruysk this, that is, in Uglich – to investigate the murder of the whole state Commission, consisting of the Shuisky themselves – knowing perfectly well what is happening. And based on those considerations, the Shuiskys there let them catch themselves and Chechen trace is still not going to find anything specifically to collide with Boris-will be afraid. In General, sent them to wipe behind him that shit. For several years Shuisky died.
But the raging shit in their heads didn’t stop. Here need to say, that European political elite — already then was decent a pack of rabid raccoon dogs, in which the most vicious and its suffocating dog, of course, was the Vatican. Failed to explore the Albigenses and their loot, the Knights Templar and their loot, Jerusalem and, as you can guess, the loot, the Vatican frantically looked around to see what is bad. Or is good, but you can snap. It’s in New York in the Russian restaurants on Brighton-beach and steals a bottle from someone else’s table – type sport such, called “TSAP-tsarap” (grab and run). And in the direction of Russia and its nuclear reserves the Vatican, of course, looked with special lust. Rightly believing that having albeit old, but nuclear missiles-perfectly force to peace and convert to the true faith as the whole of South America, and restless French Bourbons, and if you’re lucky – and the evil British living surrounded by herring on his island in Cambridge debauchery and dark Irish ale brand “Baltika-9” on the eyebrows. Well, actually I wanted to instruct in all righteousness and splendor.
But to go into the Russian snow yourself from warm Italy – the Vatican was not with cunning hands and they constantly incite naively, and not always sober Polishes on Russia – with no risk. One devil, they are almost constantly fighting each other. The poles, I must say, in and of themselves was not averse to fight with the neighbors, but still, given the law of primogeniture, and the beauty of Polish Girls, where it was necessary to put born these Polish Girls sons who are not shining inheritance. Something had to be done resolutely.
And here against this policy, in a rate of the Polish kings there are any curly-haired people with the Odessa accent, obviously Shuisky, and drag on a rope of the trained fool, allegedly – the former monk Grishka Otrepyev. I must say, the poles living near the Russian, have long been accustomed to all sorts of ugliness with mercenary overtones, but did not expect that under the guise of a stallion-Akhal-Teke they will try to sell this effigy in the harness.
However, having understood the commercial offer sounding approximately so: “Dudes, here to you the Russian Tsar, the purest blood, put it on a throne and it to you all Moscow Russia itself will give in possession”. The naive enthusiasm of the poles was not the limit and bought into a false they immediately as Pskov chick at a counterfeit iPhone. So Gregory is not yet missed, he was given a Marina Mnishek for sexual pleasures, but with alcohol in it highly compressed that Gregory was extremely upset, why he was covered with acne and constantly whined on Facebook, post wise philosophical sayings in their statuses, funny stupid pictures with humor and satire and pictures of expensive whiskeys and cognacs, founded in the Internet.
Shuiskys also ran back, to prepare “public opinion” — well, that is to create his own party of crooks and thieves and most importantly – the people’s youth wing of “our”. As expected, the accession of Gregory to the throne must be accompanied by the support of the masses that the fifth column was supposed to portray. Poles, not sensing the trick, and not even asking the question – why is it that Shuiskys make this super-sweet proposal, consulted with the Vatican, and decided to get involved in this dubious deal.
After some time, the signal Shuysky, the Polish army “liberators Russian Tyranny“, Grisha and Marina, drove to Create New Russian Tsar them to Moscow, and in General to establish democracy on the wings of aircraft carriers.
Boris Godunov, which the whole story seemed rather in a humorous vein, spoke with the mother of the real Demetrius and was very surprised that a bad bitch is ready to accept any false Dmitry – your-half-of the son and of the legitimate sovereign, even if he is an old African. That, in fact, is very strange, because in any case, she did not receive any profits, and lost her guaranteed, though sad, but quite a comfortable life with regular sex with monks and three meals a day.
Boris was confused. Accustomed to reason and act intelligently and logically, he could not grasp the meaning of the plot – Gregory obviously was going to certain death under any scenario, the poles run up large (and, as shown later, the story still ran), and most importantly – it is fattened in the stability of the people why so angry at Boris and demanded he didn’t know what, but immediately – whether democracy, or legalize, or the gay pride parade. Godunov tried to resort to the tried and tested means – to blame the State Department and Hillary Clinton personally for all the ugliness, but remembered in time that no State Department, and, especially, the wife of a saxophonist – still does not exist in nature. And depressed, and depressed, saying “well, pederasts, well pederasts, I’m for them all, and they gave me hell…”.
In this sad state, he slept, in fact, the throne. Poles, practically without meeting serious resistance, pearly on Moscow as on parade, Grishka met the people, watered it, naturally, alcohol a Royal, and fed the German sausages, earning cheap popularity – which in reality managed very expensive, considering backward production technologies of alcohol.
Met with the mother of Demetrius, Gregory, of course, ears pinned, but she kissed him publicly, and even, say, touching in different places below the belt, calling the sonny, not at all embarrassed by the fact that green, mishandled Cossack, it is the age and physical description could be her husbands, but not in sons. However, people, as usual, was eating.
I must say that not all poles (and ethnically they were, in part, Estonians and other Latvians) started directly from Warsaw and Krakow – some trampled their own roads, hoping to “cut the path” — it is unknown why, because they had maps from Google, and the reality had a rather distant relationship. Then Google, as well as then Wikipedia, did not differ in excessive reliability. Well, roads in Russia then, as now, polyadenine the worms were in a semiliquid state. It’s nice to know that some of the good things in the world don’t change.
Here we come to the culinary heart of the whole story.
In some protected and dense forests, it is not even known in which, such a small Polish army, split away from the main forces due to the hope of reducing the path and personal increased profit, decently lost. Went, type, to Odessa, and left to Kherson. And if Odessa here purely a figure of speech, here Kherson it was drawn by non-illusory. No Wi-Fi, no 3G, no cell tower within a hundred kilometers. They decided to hire a guide – for what purpose they caught a local resident, by appearance – quite rustic and unsophisticated, judging by the straw in his hair and the ineradicable smell of cow dung. And, having thrust to it under edges of cuffs, demanded them to bring to Moscow – without understanding that simple fact that the above hillbilly about Moscow only heard on TV that there is a House-2 with whores, Listerman with army of expensive prostitutes, skyscrapers, Putin, the Big Theater and oligarchs. However, it was not much asked and just used as a human compass – that, in fact, evidence of a certain limitation in mind, the Polish squadron of the authorities, and leads one to suspect them, rather, Estonian.
The end of this Polish voyage with Ivan Susanin as a GPS-Navigator, happened, naturally, in the nearest swamp. And that’s where this great Polish dish was invented – leeches with Russian blood. Susanin was dipped in a swamp in the morning, and by the afternoon there were enough leeches on it, which the Polish brave soldiers fried on sticks, and thus escaped from hunger. It is clear that in terms of the culinary arts dish left much to be desired, but the alternative is to catch the bears and they’re eating – Estonians was not much liked, because the bears already ran pretty fast and even knew how to ride a bike, and generally objected to their culinary use.
By the way, from this moment the European tradition of medical hirudotherapy also begins – although there is no information that Ivan Susanin was greatly helped by these leeches in terms of healing from chronic alcoholism. In any case, he, for obvious reasons, could not tell anyone anything, and the valiant Polish soldiers only hid their eyes during interrogations in the NKVD and dreamily licked their lips. But this is a fairly common case in the history of medicine – when the patient was ill, but the method of treatment is still recognized as correct. About the same thing is happening now with cancer and AIDS.
In greater extent die not so much from diseases, how many from drugs.
While some Polish troops, as we can see, were culturally spending their leisure time in the swamp, quite exciting events were unfolding in Moscow. The electorate, seeing that the handsome Gregory recognized my own mother in the past – natural the Queen, though in retirement, lured by cunning businessman – Shuisky an increase in wages and pensions, and the free distribution of apartments distinguished, again flooded the Swamp and the Red square with the goal to yell for democracy – and, if possible, to give it to someone its kicked. Took the sticks and shovels, and alcohol Royal, they say, drove tankers – tankers of LUKOIL.
The sad moment of this part of Russian history is unparalleled – quite a decent ruler Boris Godunov, albeit with dubious, from the point of view of the then Сonstitutional Court, legitimacy – fell into a final depression and complete political catatonia, and could not even organize personal self-defense. Resulting in the rebels “creative young peoples” headed Shuisky with the poles as the power cover – very ruthlessly and with himself, and with his family. So ended the era, albeit brief, but prosperity in Russian history later called Godunov Thaw.
Grishka was put on the throne, under the side again he slipped the beauty – Marinka, which in the course of these tumultuous events managed to write a cloud of blogs and appoint himself chief editor of various democratic magazines, as well as to fuck with almost all the Moscow boyars in the hope of political support, but alas – the poles again broke off. Gregory did not understand European languages, the management did not know how to do a damn thing and sincerely believed that since he was appointed by the king – he is the chief, and turned to shake hands with Karabakh and the inability of a stubborn ass. Periodically opening his mouth, like a Balaam Donkey, and carrying monstrous crap.
Shuiskys expected to lead the Grigori, they will as his creature, poles, pushing the floor from Gregory, began his hands (or on its behalf) accelerated method to introduce Catholicism and to give themselves the provincial office and the land. That nothing good end, of course, could not.
The heroic Polish-Estonian army requisitioned all the more or less decent women in Moscow for their sexual needs, but the worst thing was that the alcohol Royal was completely over, and there was absolutely no place to take it because in the heat of the brawl the Chechens blocked the roads to the Ossetian alcohol wells.
Such a revolutionary situation could not last long – the Russian lower classes wanted to get drunk and to mate, which he did not allow the poles to Catholicism and the lack of Royal and upper classes, deprived of their usual income and Terem girls – finally depressed. In addition, the Polish army, delighted with the freedom of manners in Moscow, finally decomposed, and rarely when you can find someone in the service before three o’clock in the afternoon, and after three – in a sane state. Spread Smoking mixtures supplied by the Chinese through Tatar janitors.
It even came to the point that particularly desperate poles crossed into Orthodoxy (according to rumors, Moscow whores willingly gave the Orthodox, in any case, took from them a smaller fee), which manifested the selfish nature of Europeans, and even began to take out mortgage loans in Sberbank.
A rare case-the people and the authorities were equally unhappy, although for different reasons. A couple of quite bright leaders and organizers – Minin and Pozharsky – stood out from among the politicians of that time, and, having gathered a decent Hoppa to the people, took them on a campaign to the poles-to take away women and booze, which, according to rumors, was stored in the cellars of the Kremlin in unlimited quantities. The poles did not expect such speed, assuming the local population is something of a cross between bears and American Indians – cannibals, what is, of course, was partly right – but in the sense of stubbornness and the ability to organize themselves – badly miscalculated.
So eye-pleasing unity upper with lows in the Patriotic impulse that led to the logical result – the poles, Gregory, Marina, and all their hangers-on close-up he got kicked. While Shuisky, the cunning creature, partly his numerous tribe joined the rebellion – yet their role was unclear, and subsequently remained not quite clear is the only one that had their mind in the dust to understand is that to catch them when Gregory was absolutely nothing. That is, all they started a long-term intrigue lived their lives, and a piece of the Russian Federation was clearly too tough for them.
Marinka-beauty and Grishka – tore to ribbons for the Baltic caps (as usual), and the poles and other wormed his way into their ranks European bastard drove filthy broom from the earth Russian. Part of the scattered troops entered the European Union in the hope of a reliable roof and cheap loans, thus, in fact, formed later Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and other under-Europeans of the second and third limitrophus.
And already expelled the poles, licking wounds and resentment in Warsaw, subjected to obstruction and even by the Vatican, which has made it hard to be friends with the British and the Frenchman. That they also did not bring special profits, but this is a different story.
In Russia, meanwhile, it was necessary to do something-someone to appoint the Supreme commander and hand over a nuclear briefcase, because the world superpower cannot remain in powerlessness. Again, someone has to supply Europe with oil and gas, because the winters were not hot, and the Europeans are accustomed to the heat and bliss and were willing to pay their almost real Joachimstallers. In General, we needed zits-Chairman.
Since all the participants of the then political process did not differ much from the current ones, it is clear that they hated each other fiercely, a neutral, all – satisfying figure of Mikhail Romanov was chosen – from a weak but ancient family, sluggish and obedient to various influences-what the then politicians saw in the future their profits each, and Shuisky as well.
Romanov’s is cloudy blood, certainly, yet in the history later showed repeatedly, both in good and in the bad sense, although one undoubted advantage of the Romanovs still differed steadily – a penchant for womanizing and marriage with foreign speculators and scammers, and, of course, admirable fecundity. And now even in Europe and America, neurasthenia tovarisch Yankel Yurovsky, wander dull descendants of the Romanovs, poorly speaking in Russian, but did not leave hope for The Russian throne, and throwing mother show-off to all who are ready to watch and listen to it.
Shuiskys, the people received the status of the Jews – not by birth or religion, but born of the indomitable propensity for stupid intrigues, — completely erased subsequently from the Russian history, although it took several generations. Anyone can deduce from this their morality – for example, that excessive smart-ass to good arguments, and even does not bring profits. At least in the long run.
From this story of poles who were raped on all sides, they have grown quite curious about the roots and shoots, with bloody and brutal consequences.
The Romanovs had a good memory, and later, during the Napoleonic wars, did not fail to avenge the leeches and all the good — Stolen Poland in their profits, on the grounds that the poles were allies Shorty-Corsican. Long and Troll them, promising Constitution, the broad autonomy within the Russian Federation, but nothing was given. And the revolts in Poland were suppressed with exceptional cruelty.
The poles are also in debt and do not remain, already actively participating in all sorts of internal Russian color revolution outrages and terrorism, and in this, they are in the 19th century was distinguished even more than the Jews. To such an extent that the then NKVD seriously considered all the revolutionary turmoil and throwing bombs at the kings and governors – the result of exclusively Polish intrigues and evil cunning, catching and referring to the hard labor of any pole, they seemed suspicious enough. For example, in a black hijab, with a very thick belly and wires with a button in his hands. That, incidentally, explains a large number of Polish surnames in current Siberia, and purely European subtler traits face many young Siberians. And the Russian revolutionaries themselves tried to distance themselves from the Polish question – actively co-opting into their ranks dissatisfied with the pale of Jewish settlement. However, Jews were always dissatisfied so it didn’t make work.
Mutual hatred and distrust between the two peoples, born of one completely idiotic intrigue to the floor caught up with the great blood and in the twentieth century and into the twenty-first.
First, the project of So – called Ukrainian Independence is delusional in itself, since the Ukrainian people are probably more Russian than even Muscovites themselves – heirs of Kievan Rus and Kievan and Chernigov princes, and genetically together with Belarusians is a single whole – one ethnic group, albeit with different dialects of one language. This project was carefully developed and nurtured throughout the 19th century – the English crown and Polish hands, but was implemented only in the late twentieth century. And it is under this project were grown specifically trained staff, and created “scientific” base – gave rise to the phenomenon of “svidomo” and “ancient ukrov.”
Secondly, in 1921, the red army units that were surrounded in Poland and fought with the white poles were captured and massacred in the amount of about 100 thousand people – which in 20 years backfired to the poles by the division of Poland between Hitler and Stalin, and the Katyn shooting of Polish soldiers and officers.
Third, the poles, finally, were able to demand payment from the Vatican for the long – time camping trip – appointed Pope of the poles, but then miscalculated-the Pope was, though a pole, but an honest and decent man.
And, of course,” the final decision of the Polish government ” — surprisingly reminiscent of the lure of the poles in Moscow during the time of Boris Godunov, followed by their destruction. However, with the use of aviation technology. Although, rumor has it that it could the life and order on the part of the poles – when will we get another chance this good opportunity to the mass rotation of the government…
The world does not change, only the entourage and costumes change – people do absolutely the same nonsense, in this, we have to agree with Academician Fomenko. Although it is, of course, makes this very strange conclusion, the common man in the head does not come.
Such is the story about leeches, poles and Russian blood.
It is not difficult to prepare: a well-fed Russian tourist is caught on the outskirts of Warsaw, lured to any suitable restaurant, and is heartily drunk with Wyborowa vodka under the slogan of the brotherhood of the Slavic peoples.
Then the victim is stripped to his underwear, loaded onto a cart and driven to the nearest pond – in the summer, of course. (In winter – in the pharmacy, in winter, it leeches the wild do not get it, and pharmacy leeches not so good – strong smell of Valerian and camphor)
And gently immersed in water, making sure not choked. In good Polish suburban ponds – in bulk leeches, and after a couple of hours of soaking tourists can pull out, bring to consciousness (a glass of the same Wyborowa), and remove from it leeches, which it usually hangs up to a couple of hundred, if the tourist is fat enough. It does not harm health.
Well, having received a sufficient number of sucked leeches, and let the tourist walk, you can go to the kitchen, cook your favorite Polish delicacy. It is important to remember that the quality of vodka drunk by a tourist seriously affects the final taste of the dish.
So: melt unsalted lard in large numbers (a hundred leeches – at least half a kilo), pre-finely sliced. When the cracklings are Golden, pour into boiling fat pre-cleaned and finely chopped head of medium-sized garlic. Sprinkle with pepper to taste it all before you put leeches into the boiling fat! Reduce heat under the boiler.
In a bowl, which contains Russian blood sucking leeches, pour one protein eggs, generously season with salt and mix thoroughly. Leeches neat one to get, roll in flour or in breadcrumbs, then in boiling oil, for 20 pieces, no more to them. Fry no more than 5-6 minutes, they are cooked quickly. Remove with a slotted spoon and set aside on a hot plate, so as not to get cold, while other leeches are fried. Serve on a platter sprinkled with fresh herbs. It is ideal to drink village beer, the benefit of its varieties in Poland – a great many.