Russians are drunkards. They will exchange their own mother for vodka for Jews, they will exchange vodka for Jews for moonshine, they will get drunk and go back to demand a mother whom drunk people love very much.
Russians you can see in four types – those who steal, those who guard the stolen and the first, those who squeal on the Internet about it, and assholes. The last – of course, most of all. Love a whip, slavery, and others cannot imagine. Seriously think the whole world is just looking at Russia.
Therefore, they are terribly complex, all the hate and crawling on the planet with a gloomy snout, suspiciously looking at all sullenly.
The most expensive thing in Russia is not gas and oil, but show-offs. Actually, the sale of oil and gas (the main occupation of any thieves) – it is also for the sake of exclusive show-off because thieves and oligarchs terribly want to be considered as full-fledged people around the world. The world giggles.
Every Russian house has a home-bear, children are taught to smoke from 5 years, so as not to catch a cold, and to drink oil – from 10 years so that the teeth are stronger. Vodka Russian lapping from infancy for any reason and without, because it is the most common in Russia liquid.
According to legend, once Baikal (a very large lake in Siberia) all consisted of pure only vodka, but for sins, Trotsky and communism vodka has turned into water.
Religion here is Christianity – Orthodoxy, but it is kind of strange because the Orthodox think that Jesus is sort of an angry Santa Claus, and turn to him in an ancient, incomprehensible language with all sorts of nonsense.
For example, pray that the neighbor’s cow died.
Church oligarchs have high officer ranks in the local secret police, as well as large fortunes made by smuggling and racketeering.
Russians do not like to work very much – it is believed that work is either a punishment or entertainment. The best lesson Russian is considered stealing, then show the true the daring and panache, this scaring the other Nations of the world.
Stealing enough or escaping from the police, usually, go to London in a naive the hope that the Queen will give them for the stolen loot a title of nobility and all they will be respected. If you sit quietly and live his life, changing lovers, like
socks, and if begin to act much-receive either compote with polonium, or silk scarf.
Russian self-identification is based on the so-called “spirituality” – which is a sincere belief that you can steal, kill, rape, and if this is done by order of the authorities or it looks the other way – then God forgives, and the boss also rewarded. Russians believe that “not caught – not a thief,” and live with this idea, trying to attach to it, other peoples. This is spirituality.
There is “collegiality” – which means if any stuff made by prior collusion crowd of at least three people, it is not villainy, and manifestation the Russian collective unconscious. It is conciliarity.
In Russia, there is the main city – Moscow. The place is pretty creepy, overpopulated and dirty. The prices are crazy on all the conditions of life is a waste meal and alcohol – shit, the number of scum is many times compatible with life concentration.
But there is a lot of money, mostly stolen. That and attracts. In Moscow, there is a Tsar Cannon, Tsar Bell, the main Orthodox Church of the Saviour at the Service Station, the Kremlin (such an ancient fortress in which kings and close lackeys hide from the people), a Mausoleum with a stuffed chief bandit who died a long time ago.
There are still hours of traffic jams around the clock, and about a million offices, which sit managers and cashiers.
In Moscow, many museums that are visited by “zamkadysh” (village stupids), theaters, restaurants, banks,
all sorts of ministries of figure skating, lace panties, and thoughtcrime, giant, ridiculous statues, a zoo, and two circuses.
In addition to this, cultural life is scarce, performances are usually limited to thrusting frozen chickens into natural body cavities by women, or by nailing their own male genitalia with nails to urban objects, or by exhibitions of some kind of insecurity.
Otherwise – seriously punished by the authorities.
There are a huge number of disgusting entertainers, better known for their debauchery and sexual deviations than creativity. Especially somehow a popular pastime is to fuck with old ladies. It is especially popular with elderly ladies to copulate with whom considers it necessary, any young talent, wishing to participate in show business. Old ladies are thrilled, and even, sometimes, buy their children in small wholesale.
Moscow girls – cold, beautiful, deceitful and extremely selfish, Recalling the habits of the miner in the mine – and what to do, the years fly by, and princes less…
Education is represented by hundreds of universities, which differ only in the size of bribes for admission and training and show off graduates. However, the diploma of any of the guests of the capital can buy cheap in any underpass (really).
In Russia is a “Porebrick City” – St.Petersburg. This is such a malicious place, where the current authorities recruit satraps, slanderers and generally a variety of villains. Foggy miasma to penetrate the brain of Petrograd with a mixture of alcoholic fumes, exhaust gas, and wet bog, creating their visions of the different chimeras and phantoms, so often Petersburgers in general to any job is not capable, but only to a dull contemplation, the mountain and impossible conspiracies.
In St. Petersburg there is the Hermitage (a Museum with paintings and statues), the Russian Museum, and a few smaller museums. Almost every Museum has a sufficient number of paintings with naked women, so it will not be boring.
In St. Petersburg, the very interesting architecture of 18, 19 centuries, the rest of the city is not
he recovered from the second World war and the blockade and continues to build barracks on the settlements, inhabited mainly by provincial prostitutes and guest workers from the Eastern outskirts of the former Empire.
There are several beautiful monuments made by Russian sculptors with Italian names. Actually, Russian native monumental art is represented mainly by a variety of idols, more reminiscent of the works of the aborigines of Easter Island.
The maximum concentration of beautiful girls in the afternoon – near the metro station
“Petrogradskaya“, there are many cafes and restaurants for every taste and budget, where these girls can be fed. Unlike Moscow, a well-fed Petersburg girl becomes much more compliant.
Not by chance, even Gazmanov wrote the song about St.Petersburg:
“… Baltic coast,
Red, go to bed… ”
The rest of Russia by the inhabitants of “zamkadysh” (village stupids) hated and despised.
Inhabitants of any settlement dream to run away from places of the usual residence at least – to Moscow and if it is possible – that though to hell on horns, only far away from the beloved homeland.
They can be understood – their life is short, terrible and full of poverty and suffering, and, as a rule, meaningless. This cognitive dissonance is usually taken to pour vodka, from which this life, usually, ends.
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