1. Let’s start with the conclusions.
Apartheid was canceled in vain. And this is beyond any doubt!
2. Now thesis.
Johannesburg’s down! The city is captured by baboons, ghouls, and ghouls. There are no white people at all. Only saw one and he was homeless, and homeless people are known to internationalists abruptly Comintern.
White people are sitting at home or at work, trying not to appear on the streets.
3. Now in more detail.
We had to hang around in Johan pears for nine hours. We got Mikhailovich, who persuaded some of the suicide bombers, to take us for a ride to the city center. We still the fools, acting bravely in front of each other, they say the main thing is to get to the town center and there we, bitch, let’s show everyone who the Russians are statists.
Not show. Why? I will answer diplomatically, veiled, directly. We shit ourselves. Going down to Johannesburg, from the height of the plateau, the city looks very much
wow! Beautiful, big, modern. Many high-rise buildings, many English parks. There are beautiful buildings in the Victorian style. Green lawns, blue sky.
When we went inside, the picture was not so rosy. City abandoned. There is no electricity. Garbage is not taken out. The sewers aren’t working. Only roads for transport have been cleared and only traffic lights are working. And it was still only in the center, whereas be can drive and where there is a guarantee that will not be killed.
Before leaving for the city, the driver, who persuaded Mikhalych, read us an introduction. He spoke, being a little on edge, often smoothing, and instinctively looking back.
“If you want to live, do exactly as I tell you.
The city does NOT SHOUT for attention do NOT ATTRACT!
Photographic equipment does NOT stand out! iPhones, the Windows do NOT SHINE! Black eyes do NOT LOOK! And most importantly… DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOWS! Because the may suddenly fall post and block the road, and ghouls will take us by storm.
And remember, I have children..”
We drove for two hours in the center. The bus was dead silent.
To understand what happened there, you need a little excursion into history.
In 1992, the year of the abolition of apartheid, respectively the year of the abolition of segregation rules, lifted restrictions on internal displacement. In that year, simultaneously, from the Savannah to migrate to the city of over two million black baboons.
(By the way, in Africa there is no negative attitude to the word black. Local are divided into three categories, according to skin tone. White descendants of colonial settlers.
Colored – the descendants of imported from India, China and Indonesia labor. Black – Newcomers from Central Africa tribes Zulu and Bantu. The intermediate variants I have not seen, from which he concluded that the groups did not interbreed.
Of these three categories, there is no autochthonous population in the area. White colonists arrived in the desert areas inhabited by small tribes of Hottentots, which in speed and brought under the root of the disease and the black tribes.
When these groups began to intersect on the territory of the country, the whites decided to divide the country into territories-segregation, with restrictions on movement not on business, from one part to another. By the way, one of the first fighters for equality in the right to determine where to live was none other than Mahatma Gandhi. He opened the season against apartheid, and he belonged to the group color. Ironically, most of all, at the time of the abolition of apartheid suffered just color.
Black people, first of all, smashed their neighborhoods, because they considered them white lackeys, collaborators.)
So, at one point, treacherously, without a Declaration of war, a couple of million black colonists entered the city, opening the era of African Reconquista. They just took off from a familiar place and went where smells better.
Mihalich was living at the time in Johan and told the following story.
In the middle of the day, suddenly, out of nowhere, came Achtung. The doors of the office center opened, and in knowledge, a little organized and spontaneous, but fun and positive, in their office building leaked several thousand blacks. The guests arrived with their belongings and belongings. They asked not to pay attention to them, and to continue work, and in the meantime began to master the areas inefficiently used from their point of view. They evenly dispersed through the offices, taking free chairs, sofas and chairs, took the toilets and corridors, simultaneously removing from the surrounding Souvenirs all that they were brilliant.
The building was filled with life and joyful bustle. The corridors were killed and disemboweled bird in negotiating cooked, the toilets took a bath.
The polite question: “How to understand this?” they just said that now they will live here.
To the clarifying question: “why would it? How so?” they replied that it would be better for everyone.
They called the cops. The cops arrived. The cops said I can’t, as they have in areas such as the fuck going on. Then all who could quietly begin to flee to the suburbs and in the direction of Cape Town, along the way, erecting defensive lines. Ditches, barbed dragged energized fences. The last area of Johannesburg where the white man meets is a suburb of Pretoria.
After the Exodus of the owners of the buildings started thinking of what to do. Concocted. They decided that if they turned off the ghouls light and water with sewage, they would leave the building and return to the Savannah. Turn off. Ghouls didn’t even notice. Looks like they’ve got in the Savannah and so there was no light, no water or sewer. I asked Mikhalych, and where they then shit? Mihalich said that they themselves have long struggled with this issue and when I found out the answer was much grouping.
It turned out that the ghouls, mastering the buildings for a long time could not understand the functionality of the Elevator shafts. When invaders were opened doors, long wondered, spitting down, why this loophole. And then they guessed and paid tribute to the intelligence of the white man. How white all cleverly invented, Shvonder thought and began to shit and dump garbage in the Elevator shafts.
According to Mikhailovich, a crowd of ghouls, capturing the building in the middle of his litter on the roof in the middle of the decade. Well, and then, as in good prehistoric times, migrated to a new pasture, populating a new skyscraper.
We drove through the streets of Johannesburg, and without stopping, tightly clinging to the Windows, devoured the eyes of the surrounding reality. Before our swim looks luxurious home somewhere already exposed Windows, wandering back and forth ghouls, without the slightest sign
lightings. In some places, in the gaps of the Windows, we noticed the flickering of fires in the depths of the building.
But in fairness, I should add that life there is still a glimmer. Again, the words Mikhailovich, Johann, a new informal service. Some strong guys offer the owners of the buildings captured by the ghouls the service of re-pressing the building.
At some point, the building pulls a couple of hundred strong men armed to the teeth and quietly and calmly, trying not to Wake the peaceful puffing ghouls begin the extraction of the building, very tough the torment all invaders.
And until they came to their senses and did not go to ask again: “what was that all about?”, brew all inputs and outputs, dig ditches, pull wire and start up on its current. Then, after the building is brought to life, it is again put into operation.
So and live the remnants of white and non-white population in suburbs for fenced from a barbed wire under tensions. In the morning they sit on their cars, without stopping go beyond the fence of their reservations to work. The way through more and less groomed roads dive into the gated-hole under the reclaimed building underground Parking, and more are already on their jobs.
And I noticed another funny thing. If there are two living buildings nearby to get from one building to another, they have built passages at the height of 10-11 floors. That is, they can even visit each other on such a transition. The main thing is not to look down on the streets of the city, which scurry zombies.
After a long drive around the city, Mikhalych brought us to the main square, the historical center of events that marked the beginning of the struggle against apartheid.
Brought and told to get out, he says he will continue to broadcast in history. We initially refused to go out. Said that we point each brother to get out of the bus and the bus it perfectly audible. Mihalich said not to piss, they say it’s safe here. As BAE is a large area, a good overview, and if the ghouls go, then we will notify them on the far approaches and dump.
We went out means we walk. Shindin came out with us. That it was not afraid, Andrew took a vuvuzela.
A no, as a phallic symbol.
At some point, he got bored, Pomaia and began to unwind the pipe in her mother “vuvuzela”.
We barely had time to evacuate to the bus. Zombies, attracted by the howl of the vuvuzela, so quickly began to get out of
their burrows, we are somewhat startled by such speed.
The last, already on the move, jumped Mikhalych, throwing under his feet running in our direction ghouls small bills.
It helped. Arranged Mihalych landfill greatly slowed ghouls, and we managed to slip away without loss.
After all, seen, we asked a malicious question Mikhailovich, but as it relates to the abolition of apartheid? Mikhalych on blue the eye began us, something to RUB, that all not for good reason…
for… and that he hopes that… in the name of world values of democracy… they are people too, immediately thought of this and not seen… but otherwise, we all hear differently…
His speech was interrupted by Shindin, as to be summing it described, and our journey.
– Mikhalych! N … D!
On the tour, we guessed that Shindin got to the point.
P. P. S.
At the time of the abolition of apartheid, South Africa had its own space program. The country possessed nuclear technology and weapons. In South Africa, for the first time in the world made a heart transplant. Currently, space and nuclear program is curtailed, scientists like half of the white population have fled the country. At the moment, the President is comrade Jacob Zuma. Character Nordic.
Zulu. Polygamist. Repeatedly accused of rape.