Americans are idiots. They have the flag stars pedestrian and Zebra, but they consider themselves to be cool and shoot everything that not moves to democracy.
Americans are constantly inventing any useless stuff – like computers, the Internet, and any military flying robots and other radiation retaliation weapon. They do not have a Ministry of culture, why they shoot a bunch of shit films that the whole world watches and scolds for stupidity and lack of spirituality.
They have no history at all, and what they have is usually lies. Love to shoot and hang their foreign presidents, a lot of it and generally ruin everything. Dropped the atomic bomb on Japan, and then wildly with Japanese friends. It is considered – that an American passport is a ticket to heaven, but it comes to sign a blood contract with the great Satan in hell.
The American dream – is more reminiscent of the cocaine coming, and in reality, it is extremely rare. They like to arrange financial crises, which they themselves are not happy, and the rest of the planet vomits, not stopping for several years.
The main concern of Americans, in addition to establishing their order on the planet – is fat and terrorism.
The food of the Americans is this: the burgers, fries and coffee, all this is tasty, but they are terribly fat.
A terrorist, by default, is considered to be any person who has reached the age of three, who does not have an American passport.
Young Americans are prepared for life in special scout camps, where they are taught to show each other pussy and ass and kindle a fire of war.
There are a lot of blacks and Jews in America. The whole world believes that America is ruled by Jews, and the Americans themselves are convinced that everything in the US is run by blacks and homosexuals.
Americans have a lot of different religions, some practice polygamy, mass murder, and cannibalism, which is very exciting.
Residents of the United States love to fly into space – it is not clear why, because the aliens themselves fly to them every weekend, and make a rustle. And if someone is curious, you can always ask Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, and not go to the bad heavens on a barrel of kerosene.
The main American document – the Declaration of Independence – is drawn by a cunning Jew from Zhmerinka, and there it is written – United States of Zhmerinka. Americans are shy, but tolerate, out of respect for history, which is not present.
Symbol of the United States is a great bronze Boobs woman, standing knee-deep in dirty water, symbolizing Tsar Cannon and the Tsar Bell at the same time. It is believed that this woman is Golden inside, but in fact, she is empty inside, with bats and pigeon shit.
The US has two borders with Canada and Mexico. Where the border with Canada is exactly no one knows, and it is determined conditionally-by the stupidity of border residents and the malice of bears. Eating in the trash American bears are good-natured. Canadians are known to be much dumber than Americans, and Canadian bears are constantly hungry and very angry.
The Mexican border is also conditional, because Mexicans are constantly running through it, which makes Americans very angry, but they are too lazy to put a concrete wall.
Once such a wall was put, 300 meters long, but persistent Mexicans dug a hole under it for the delivery of grass and cocaine, and for a long time teased the American border guards, sticking out of the hole sombrero on a stick.
Americans love to fight, but only in such a way that is sure to win – and why to choose the opponents of those who they knowingly surrender will not be able to. After all, the experience of Vietnam taught them something.
Why should they even Vietnam has suffered is unclear, because there spawn nothing but cute cross-eyed little girls who were so ready to surrender all you want.
However, they got there after the French, put a bunch of his people and even more-Vietnamese, achieved nothing and went into the sunset on their Harleys. What, it is asked, was to start a fight?
So now they are satisfied with the goat’s face only to those countries that have something valuable (for example, oil and fresh water in Libya) or that they do not like (for example, Serbia), but an asymmetric response to American democracy no.
American women are calculating, cunning and vindictive. They have two goals in life: Successfully remove panties and get a divorce. In the event of a divorce, the ex-husband usually remains in his socks, naked, in the middle of the street, with ice cubes from the freezer in his hand.
If a lucky male managed to escape before marriage – an American woman does not get upset and requires a child allowance from the state. The birth of 2-3 children allows an American woman to live absolutely comfortably, which is what black women do. The consequences are not difficult to predict.
American prostitutes – absolutely awful. They are terrible, stupid, do not know how and do not want, and on occasion, and steal those bad lies. Usually, they’re either a junkie, or a student of the unknown, or lone mothers. The only plus – carry a supply of condoms of all sizes, and always clean.
Brothels officially in the US there, but on the outskirts of villages and cities – a bunch of cheap motels, designed exclusively for fuck.
More particularly about America to tell nothing, it is generally boring, measured and little educated, more like an overgrown village in the Pskov region.
There are a lot of expensive former Russians in America. The bulk sees the meaning of her life in receiving social benefits, which is much more than the pennies that they saw in Russia. A certain number of Russian refugees of all nationalities nevertheless adapt successfully — they get employed, make business, and generally waste their lives.
True Russian must either steal or get free welfare, then life is good.